A member of veterinary staff at the Sumatran Orangutan Conservation Programme centre conducts medical examinations on a 14-year-old male orangutan found with air gun metal pellets embedded in his body in Sibolangit district in northern Sumatra island. The orangutan was rescued by Indonesia’s ministry of forestry personnel and Orangutan Information Centre in nearby Langkat district in a small patch of a forest and agricultural plantation.
Picture: SUTANTA ADITYA/AFP (via Pictures of the day: 17 April 2014 - Telegraph)
"Do you speak espanish?"
aka the worst fucking thing you can hear off in the distance
cuz you know damn well that if they don’t “speak espanish” then whoever is making the call will run over and practically throw the phone at you with little or no explanation about what it is that you have to say and get mad at you when you don’t know what it is that’s going on
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
there is absolutely nothing worse than watching yourself become a second choice to someone you still consider to be your first.
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
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