Hi there the name's Caro, I sometimes go by Miku or Carolina.
I'm 19, Colombian, and I like stuff.
Hope you have a wonderful day regardless of whether you decide to stay or not
If you wanna avoid my nonsensical rambles blacklist drunk adventures and if you want to ignore what I say altogether blacklist uuberawsum though I'm not sure why you would follow me if you don't care about what I have to say
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aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”
Listen to me, you can’t fix people.
Your love won’t make him stop hating his father
and your devotion won’t cure her of her childhood.
All you can do is be there, violets sprouting out
from your ribs, acceptance on your lips, your own
wounds still bleeding and all you can do is be there
and sometimes that’s enough, sometimes that’s everything.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
(Source: kaijuno, via otakuinananime)
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation
this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter
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