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Video Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 23,384 notes

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

(via wethecorruptedones)




Text Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 44,253 notes

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

(via galacticmimi)






Video Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 1,730 notes

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

(via galacticmimi)




Text Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 195,704 notes

mooneyedandglowing:

Listen to me, you can’t fix people.
Your love won’t make him stop hating his father
and your devotion won’t cure her of her childhood.
All you can do is be there, violets sprouting out
from your ribs, acceptance on your lips, your own
wounds still bleeding and all you can do is be there
and sometimes that’s enough, sometimes that’s everything.

(via conti-nuity)






Text Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 7,981 notes

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

image

(Source: kaijuno, via otakuinananime)






Text Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 242,882 notes

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

(via kianlawley)






Chat Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 152,467 notes

every disaster movie ever

  • scientist: don't do that
  • military official: lol



Text Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 59,015 notes

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via galacticmimi)






Photo Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 30,328 notes

alegbra:

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation
this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

alegbra:

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation

this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

(via cyclonexx60s)




Photo Post Thu, Jul. 24, 2014 88,353 notes

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via kingsleyyy)



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